Laughter is the best medicine. It is a powerful remedy to stress. A good laugh brings your mind and body back
into balance. Having a good laugh
undoubtedly improves your health. It
unwinds the whole body, improves the immune system, brings about the release of
endorphins, and protects the heart.
Because of the many benefits of laughter I feel that I have
to share some humor with you. Enjoy the
following tidbits of humor and discernment that were originally posted at http://www.warriorforum.com/mind-warriors/956431-30-most-humorous-profound-quotes-money.html
by brute77.
“Money can’t buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.”
“The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your
sources.”—Albert Einstein
“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of
imagination.”—Oscar Wilde
“It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has
plenty of work to do.”—Jerome K. Jerome
“When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden
truth.”—George Bernard Shaw
“Behind every successful man you’ll find a women who has
nothing to wear.”—Harold Coffin
“Success is often the result of takin a misstep in the right
direction.”—Al Bernstein
“The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not
worrying about money.”—Johnny Carson
“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know
where to go shopping.”—Bo Derek
“If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow
some.”—Benjamin Franklin
“Wealth is any income that is at least one hundred dollars a
year more than the income of one’s wife’s sister’s husband.”—H.L. Mencken
“Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with
your children.”—J. Paul Getty
“Money can’t buy
happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you’re being
miserable.”—Clare Boothe
“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the
bank’s problem.”—J. Paul Getty
“Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in
bed.”—George Burns
“Money won’t make you happy…but everybody wants to find out
for themselves.”—Zig Ziglar
“When a person with money meets a person with experience,
the person with the experience winds up with the money and the person with the
money winds up with the experience.”—Harvey MacKay
“In order to get a loan you must first prove you don’t need
it.”—Murphy’s Law
“Making money is a hobby that will complement any other
hobbies you have, beautifully.”—Scot Alexander
“An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called
an idea at all.”—Oscar Wilde
“If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope
for it.”—Albert Einstein
“All great discoveries are made by mistake.”—Young’s Law
“We all agree our theory is crazy but is it crazy
enough?”—Niels Bohr
“The way to succeed is to double your failure rate.”—Thomas
J. Watson
“Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to
ram them down people’s throats.”—Howard Aiken
“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually
get to be boss and work twelve hours a day”
“Catch a man a fish and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish and you ruin a wonderful
business opportunity.”
“Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his
second wife to his success.”—James Gilmore Backus
“Success produces success just as money produces
money.”—Diane Ackerman
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