Monday, July 7, 2014

27 Humorous and Discerning Quotes About Money

Laughter is the best medicine.  It is a powerful remedy to stress.  A good laugh brings your mind and body back into balance.  Having a good laugh undoubtedly improves your health.  It unwinds the whole body, improves the immune system, brings about the release of endorphins, and protects the heart.

Because of the many benefits of laughter I feel that I have to share some humor with you.  Enjoy the following tidbits of humor and discernment that were originally posted at http://www.warriorforum.com/mind-warriors/956431-30-most-humorous-profound-quotes-money.html by brute77.

“Money can’t buy happiness; it can, however, rent it.”

“The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.”—Albert Einstein

“Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination.”—Oscar Wilde

“It is impossible to enjoy idling thoroughly unless one has plenty of work to do.”—Jerome K. Jerome

“When a thing is funny, search it carefully for a hidden truth.”—George Bernard Shaw

“Behind every successful man you’ll find a women who has nothing to wear.”—Harold Coffin

“Success is often the result of takin a misstep in the right direction.”—Al Bernstein

“The only thing money gives you is the freedom of not worrying about money.”—Johnny Carson

“Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping.”—Bo Derek

“If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some.”—Benjamin Franklin

“Wealth is any income that is at least one hundred dollars a year more than the income of one’s wife’s sister’s husband.”—H.L. Mencken

“Money isn’t everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children.”—J. Paul Getty

 “Money can’t buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you’re being miserable.”—Clare Boothe

“If you owe the bank $100 that’s your problem.  If you owe the bank $100 million, that’s the bank’s problem.”—J. Paul Getty

“Don’t stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed.”—George Burns

“Money won’t make you happy…but everybody wants to find out for themselves.”—Zig Ziglar

“When a person with money meets a person with experience, the person with the experience winds up with the money and the person with the money winds up with the experience.”—Harvey MacKay

“In order to get a loan you must first prove you don’t need it.”—Murphy’s Law

“Making money is a hobby that will complement any other hobbies you have, beautifully.”—Scot Alexander

“An idea that is not dangerous is unworthy of being called an idea at all.”—Oscar Wilde

“If at first the idea is not absurd, then there is no hope for it.”—Albert Einstein

“All great discoveries are made by mistake.”—Young’s Law

“We all agree our theory is crazy but is it crazy enough?”—Niels Bohr

“The way to succeed is to double your failure rate.”—Thomas J. Watson

“Don’t worry about people stealing your ideas.  If your ideas are any good, you’ll have to ram them down people’s throats.”—Howard Aiken

“By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day”

“Catch a man a fish and you can sell it to him.  Teach a man to fish and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.”

“Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.”—James Gilmore Backus

“Success produces success just as money produces money.”—Diane Ackerman  

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